I was raised by parents who didn't believe in saying dirty-words. I think I heard my dad say "damn" once or twice in my entire life, but he usually emphasized his point with "shoot," "Dang-it," or "Darn-it!" When he was mad, he was "ticked" or "chapped" and when he hammered his thumb with one of his tools (which was often) he would shout, "son-of-a-biscuit-eater!" We didn't use Jesus or God's name in vain, we said "jeez" and "gosh." And if we had 'acceptable' family cuss words they were, "crap" and "ca-ca." In fact, I hadn't realized potty-talk was so controversial until I was an adult and one of the parents of a child I was sitting requested I not use it in front of their kid (never-mind that she and her husband practiced prolific profanity on a daily basis).
I suppose curse words are culturally and morally relative and vary in potency from person to person. For instance, I was never allowed to say the alternate word for urine. And as much as I hear my Christian friends use the "p" word in their daily vocabulary, I still cant bring myself to say it. I was taught that it takes more intellect to be creative and not use profanity, that even mentally-challenged people know how to cuss. But since I've grown-up, I've realized some situations necessitate the power that swear-words evoke--when used sparingly and in the right context, of course. I think my parents understood this need as well and perhaps that is why they allowed us to use curse-word euphemisms.
Now that I'm a mom, I also afford my children the same liberty. So I was inspired to create a list of substitute cuss words, primarily to show that it is possible not to swear when circumstance, company, and social setting do not permit it. The following list is not exhaustive and neither do I allow my kids to use all the terms itemized here (I still wince if the fake-word sounds too much like the real one). That said, I must confess (but don't tell my mom) I do have a couple secret knee-jerk expletives in my back pocket. I don't know why they fall out of my mouth when I hurt myself or am startled but they just do, dammit.
Anyway, here ya go:
- #@%!
- Arse
- Batask
- Bologna
- Beeotch
- Bullspit
- Burn/Burned
- Booty
- Bum
- Bummer
- Balderdash
- Blangdang
- Blankety-blank
- Blast/Blasted
- Bleep/Bleepin
- Bloomin
- Blow(s)
- Bite(s)
- Brat/Bratty
- Cheese and Crackers
- Cheese and Rice
- Cheeses
- Cheesitz
- Chit
- Chafed
- Chaps
- Crud
- Crabcakes
- Crabby
- Crapola
- Crappity
- Crimeny
- Dastardly
- Dipstick
- Doggone
- Dump truck
- Darn/Darnit
- Dag Gummit
- Dag Nabit
- Dang/Dangit
- Drat
- Eff/Effin
- Egad
- Flip/Flippin
- Fudge
- Farging
- Fiddle Sticks
- Freak/Freaking
- Frack/Fracking
- Frazzle-rackin
- Frig/Friggin
- Frick/Fricking
- Fragdaggle
- Flunkin'
- Gobbledygook
- Goodness
- Good Grief
- Good Gravy
- Gosh
- Garsh
- God Bless America
- Gul Durnit
- Gobb Dash it
- Gadzooks
- Heck
- H-E-double hockey sticks
- Hay (what the hay)
- Hogwash
- Holy Cow
- Holy Frijoles
- Holy Shibblets
- Horse Pucky
- Holy Mother
- Hockey Puck
- Huffy
- Hush
- Ice hole (farging-ice hole)
- Jeez
- Jiminy Crickits
- Judas Priest
- Kawabunga
- Lint Licker
- Malarkey
- Man/Oh Man
- Monkey Flunker
- Mother of Pearl
- Mother Fathers
- Mothersmucker
- Mother blanker
- My Word
- Nuckin Futs
- OMGsh
- Pete's Sake
- Piddle
- Pluck it
- Poo/Poop/Poopy
- Peeves/Peeved
- Rice cakes
- Hopping
- Ram Rod
- Rackafratz
- Rassa-frazzin
- Shush
- Snassa-frazzin
- Sunny Beach
- Snit
- Snitch
- Steaming
- Shiatsu
- Sheesh
- Shitaki mushrooms
- Swear to Christmas
- Stuff yourself
- Shoot
- Snap
- Shat
- Shut The Front Door
- Son of a Mother Trucker
- Sheesh
- Shnikes
- Shiznit
- Shucks
- Son of a Gun
- Son of a Mother
- Son of a biscuit eater
- Sons a' Guns
- Sufferin Succotash
- Sucks
- Stinks
- Sunny Beach
- Shamalama
- Ticked (off)
- Tater Sauce
- Troll
- Tool
- What-the
- Weenie
- Who-ha
- Wu-wu
- Witch
Feel free to add to this list! What else did I miss?
#92 almost made me spit my coffee. I think this is very exhaustive and very creative. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteThey forgot "Bob Sagat"
DeleteMother Fructous
DeleteHmmm..
ReplyDeleteHow about acronyms or text lingo?
Deep stuff, BTW :)
If you say "Freak/Freaking! Frack/Fracking! Frazzle-rackin, Frig/Friggin, Frick/Fricking!Fragdaggle, Flunkin" really loud and really fast, you sound like Yosemite Sam. :-)
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This is so my childhood. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten smirks because of saying 'Geez Louise!' or 'Golly!' in situations where others would choose more earthy words. Great post!
ReplyDeleteMy Mom always said "Shoot a mile" when others would use the S-word.
ReplyDeleteMy mother uses "San Antonio Texas" instead of "son of a ....."
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteFuther Mucker
ReplyDeleteWell I say Shiitake Mushrooms, alot
ReplyDeleteHow about son of a nutcracker?
ReplyDeleteson of a jit /dick (if your really upset)
ReplyDeleteWhat the ham fat,
Hassaole. Thats all I got.
Thanks this helped a lot
(Ain't gonna say anything 'bad' cuz you never know who's on) You could always say, "female dog", or "cria" istead of the "c" word, or "donkey" as a replacement for the "a" word.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the "c" word? "C**t" or "crap"?
DeleteMitch for bitch
ReplyDelete"Son of a Baptist pastor!"
ReplyDelete"What The Funk?!"
Uhmmm.. what else...
Oh!
"I Don't Give a Donald DUCK!"
I worked with a woman who would say, "Son of a BISCUIT." And she was from Mexico, so hearing that with a Mexican accent made it even funnier.
ReplyDelete"Oh my science!!!"
ReplyDeleteooo ooo ooo I got one.... I have an 8 year old and started the .25 cent swear word account with her lol I love saying, Farkle, what the farkle and so on :)
ReplyDeleteMe again lol
ReplyDeleteI hope I get this across enough for you to know what I am saying lol
You know that cartoon with "mutly" He always said, "Sassin' frassin ressim rack"...now thats what I think it says. However, lol I googled it and this is what "they" say,
Rashin' fashin' Rick Rastardly
"Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!"
I happen to like my way better LOL
Two words, one finger
ReplyDeleteI got some:
ReplyDeleteWho gives one!
Suggar
Suggar lumps
Son of a fish
Dang/Darn
Oh my days
Oh my goodness/gosh
Sheet
Haha hope this helps!
Sheet holes
DeleteA Hole
Eg."Oi you! A holes!"
Fish fingers
I've said "what the fish" for YEARS. haha
DeleteInstead of saying damn, I say damsel (damsel in distress)
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that says "Dum bass ditch" instead of "dumb-a** b****"
ReplyDeleteIsh
ReplyDeleteSugar Honey Ice Tea
Mofo
My daughter's coach says:
ReplyDelete"Oh Mylanta"
Quite funny
I worked for a old televangelist named Jim Bakker he would say this a lot to or oh my lands
DeleteRats...
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for this. I want to promote my second novel in the Christian market and am having a hard time creating a Chicago police detective without reverting to bad language. Hopefully, this will help.
ReplyDeleteNot sure why you think Arse is a euphemism for Ass when Ass is a euphemism for Arse
ReplyDeleteAss has always meant donkey, Arse has always meant....anus.
Polite society swapped the one for the other in the 18th century at about the same time Cocks were renamed Roosters.
What about a$$h0le how do you fix that? Butthole? Donkey hole? Please help!
DeleteSUGAR HONEY ICE TEA lol
ReplyDeleteInstead of STFU I now say shut the front door
ReplyDeleteMother-hugger
ReplyDeleteHuggin' _____!
What the fudge?
What the fart?
Son of a biscuit-eating bulldog
Zayum/ zam (for d*mn)
"Mother hubber"
ReplyDeleteIts actually from the most recent amazing spiderman movie. My brother and I found it absolutely hilarious and we've been using it since (:
Rat dookie!
ReplyDeleteOh flying fudge sickle!
Thank you for this list this should make my book much more colorful. Saying *amn all the time losses its punch after a time. And I don't want to use anything too offensive, feelings matter with readers too!
What the donald duck
ReplyDeleteI like to say, " Son of a diseased ham sandwich!" Or I'll call someone "Dumbo the fracking drunk elephant,"
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ReplyDeleteWhat the what?! Omgeees, geeez... sheesh! That is pure Bags and Shoes! Sugar Honey Ice Tea, That is just lovely(instead of wtf), duck face! Kiss my cheeks! Enjoy that (instead of eff you.)
ReplyDeleteI say Snipple lol long story but yea I try not to cuss in front of my son.
ReplyDeleteOh My Stars!
ReplyDeleteOh My Glory!
Gee Willigers!
Hokey Doodle!
Hokey Dina!
Sharded Barf! (see youtube video: retard food)
-Amber Lena
Love this!
ReplyDeleteDepending on how many syllables you need:
What the pluperfect!
What the pluperfect tense!
I usually say What the john? or I don't give a john. Sometimes I say What the frick frack snick snack?
ReplyDeleteFrom 'The Samurai Mermaid'; 'built like a Brit Shickhouse'
ReplyDeleteHow about grouping the substitutes according to what swear they replace?
ReplyDeleteAnd... What swear does BUMMER replace?
Sometimes when people use swear words they say "Excuse my French" so you could always say "what the french" or "who gives a french?!"
ReplyDeleteOR say Martha Focker
ReplyDeleteI say either "Jimmy" "Jimmy Christmas" "Son of a Biscuit - (Eater, and several others)" and a few others
ReplyDeleteFor all you nerds and geeks out there...Nerf Hearder
ReplyDeleteYaaaassssss
DeleteRatzety Fracker
ReplyDeleteWhat in the cat hair
Son of a motherless goat
Fudgcicles
Flingin'-Flangin'
Those are some of my go-to's.. :)
Bloody
ReplyDeleteBloody Heck
Stuff That
Stuff You
Stuff This
Stuff Me
Stuff It
Stuffed
What about "turd"
ReplyDeleteMy friend says "butt hook" meaning a person who is annoying
ReplyDeleteNo one noticed that "sunny beach" was on there twice? Or that shat is past tense for shit?
ReplyDeleteWell, me and my siblings call each other 'pumpkins' instead of...less polite things.
ReplyDelete"Stop being such a pumpkin!"
"You're a pumpkinhead!"
You know, stuff like that. I use OMGosh all the time, as well as Oh my stars! and a more creative one I came up with: What the WHO?! I made that one after hearing some Doctor Who joke, I think. And after I started actually watching Doctor Who, Tardis has unintentionally become a swear word.
my friend always replaces swear words with "cupcake" So when she's angry she says " Everyone's a frosting-less cupcake!" LOL
ReplyDeleteSack of Dirt! - my favorite
ReplyDeleteFertilizer
Son of a Witch or Son of a Gun
fart (fart-head)
poo
dang it
foowee or doogee
Some beach somewhere... got this from a song
wiz
WTF- well that's fantastic (sarcastically)
My pastor always says:
ReplyDeleteMy soul
or
My soul in sad exile
Excellent list, very funny and you managed to be not even slightly crude. :-)
ReplyDeleteSon of a pistol is one my grandpa uses. And I use Mother Trucker and occasionally call say something like "that's a bunch of baloney"
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who always says, "Good night!" and "Oh Mylanta!" It's caught on with my kids - which is much better than what they hear at school every day!
ReplyDeleteMy mother says "yuh mothers neck" and " geese and mice"
ReplyDeletefor the F word, I say "French fries, French, Frenching"
ReplyDeleteFor the B word I say "Biscuit"
And for the S word I say "Shazzle"
I say "Cheese and Rice" rather than take the
ReplyDeletegood Lords name in vain.
I had a supervisor say " 4 5 6" instead
of For X%$#'s Sakes.
These are popular in my world.
Love this one, I have a bad habit of saying the real one under my breath, but 4 5 6 does the job perfectly - thanks !
DeleteI like to say 'Holy Fudge-nuggets!!!' I don't know where I got it from!
ReplyDeleteI favour "Jive Turkey."
ReplyDeleteHowever, I find myself using "Donald Trump" a lot nowadays.
an explosive, "Chicken Frickasee!"
ReplyDeleteI think "beeotch" will still earn you some raised eye-brows. Will it?
ReplyDeleteYeah same I've heard ppl use "beeotch" and it's still viewed as a cuss.
Delete"Freakin" or "frickin" is actually much worse than "damn" or even "*ss." Delete them from the list.
ReplyDeleteImo I think they're fine.
DeleteWhen someone won't shut up or is annoying just say "Go Eat a Sandwich!"
ReplyDeleteMy mother used "Son of a biscuit eating sea captain" & "Shoot fire and save the matches"
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ReplyDelete-DodgeRam it - my fav for G*d*mmit
ReplyDelete-Zip it, happy meal
-Son of a beaver
-Son of a motherless goat
-Shatner, Holy Shatner, and Shatnered
Why not use Shake Speare's phrase
ReplyDelete"I bite my thumb at thou"
Or just ask them to bite your thumb
Its basically I polite Flip off
Crab apples
ReplyDeleteYou might want to look up the definition of #51 ... just sayin'
ReplyDeleteGood point on "look up the definition of #51", but I think the definition you are referring to, would be taken way out of context.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that no-ones mentioned anything about using FiretrUCK yet.
ReplyDeleteFig/Figgin, Glitch (Son of a Glitch), Geek/Geekin, Holy Key of C (Or any of the notes in the musical alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, and G), Holy Motherboard, Son of a USB, What the chord, etc.
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ReplyDeleteThese are my friend's daughter's creations, but they are brilliant. "Purple Fish" and "Cheese and Rice" I am rather partial to son of a biscuit. And when things get serious: son of a monkey biscuit.
ReplyDeleteI do Homer....
ReplyDeleteD'OH!!
Fart face!!! Always so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this list I just want to scream "FUCK!"
ReplyDeleteMudder fugger
ReplyDeleteAlso
ReplyDeleteFug
Fire truck
Ship
Sit
Shipment
FAQ
Fuq
Fgt
Git
Beach
Ditch
Hail
Hail no
Mama Mus
Mother fffffffkkkkkkk
Kung pow
Gosh dang it
That's all I got u can also use abbreviations
mother forklift
ReplyDeleteA lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it. See the link below for more info.
ReplyDelete#swear
www.ufgop.org
I am rather fond of saying, "Puffin stuffin!" It gets my point across, and lightens my own mood. Try saying that and staying angry or frustrated!
ReplyDeleteI understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!
ReplyDeleteI understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!
ReplyDeleteNiggers!
ReplyDeleteSurprised no one has suggested "Stinkin'." I use it all the time.
ReplyDelete"Oh my noodles"
ReplyDelete"What the crustaceans"
"Chunks of cheese"
"Holy dryer"
Yeah, I know
"Oh my noodles"
ReplyDelete"What the crustaceans"
"Chunks of cheese"
"Holy dryer"
Yeah, I know
Holy shinanskiis
ReplyDeletePronounced shin-an-sk-ees
Nag it and son of a dog
ReplyDeleteAnother is grasshole
ReplyDeleteYuck Foo
ReplyDeleteDoes everyone here think damn is worse to use than crap? Also, does hell or screwed-up count as a swear word?
ReplyDeleteFor the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary.
ReplyDeleteShiz.
ReplyDeleteI've always prefered fruitcakes, but my family uses other ideas...
ReplyDeleteturd muffins,
holy mackerel,
holy sardines,
holy-shmolie guacamole,
holy hamsters,
good heavens,
boogers,
go jump in the lake (go dunk your head),
Baby Sharks,
Baloney Sandwiches,
Sandwiches,
Sauerkraut,
go stick your foot in your mouth,
go eat spinach,
glass shards,
bunch of underpants,
merlin's beard,
sasquatch,
bunch of pansies,
ladybugs,
ladybirds,
mosquitoes,
fritos,
go find alias,
atlas's maps,
turd buckets,
hockey sticks,
dartz,
glitter sparkles,
snake bites,
moose fever,
molasses,
stale pancakes,
frog legs,
son of a motherless goat,
rat tails,
and
beaver lodge....
My family is a little strange with our substitute swear words... honestly once they get started they go for days!
Bubbles
ReplyDeleteArse literally means anus. In Britain nobody says Ass, everyone says Arse. It means the exact same, using Arse instead of Ass is pointless since both mean exactly the same thing and are always used the exact same way in both countries.
ReplyDeleteborrowing from the beloved Col. Sherman T. Potter:
ReplyDeletehorse feathers
horse hockey
donkey dung
Some of these substitutes are as bad as the real thing. What I realized reading this great list and comments, sometimes just being creative is as good or better than trying to just substitute a swear word.
I know Christian folks for whom many of these substitute cuss words are no-nos because they sound like the real cuss words they are replacing or they are just stand-ins for the forbidden word. Golly and gosh start with G-O and so does God. Cheese and rice (a personal favorite) of course, sounds like Jesus Christ. Effin, flippin', etc. are obvious substitutions for well--you know. Bites, blows, sucks refer to a certain part of a certain gender's anatomy. Some of these people use "stinking" as their go-to cuss word. Something to keep in mind when submitting to Christian agents and publishers.
ReplyDeleteAs a writer intending to qualify for the Christian market, I've also collected cleaner expletives. Many are old Southern phrases. Here's what I have:
ReplyDeleteBlast
What in blue blazes?
Like white lightning
Land-a-goshen
Jumpin' gehossafat
Heavens to Betsy
Heavens to Mergatroyd
Law-zee!
Dadgum it
Dagnab it
Confound it
Dad burned
I'll be switched
Yikes
Holy Moly
Aw shucks
Gee willikers
Boy howdy
Dad blame it
Oh my achin' back
Gadzooks
Franklin Delano!
Darn skippy
I'm glad I found this site. Loads of fun. 8^)
i know
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This is shit!
ReplyDeleteThis is shit!
ReplyDeleteI'm a girl he is trying to lower my cussing like I love to use "dadgum it " and "flipping flapjacks" I like using smart allic those are my favorites here are some I have a heard a good friend say
ReplyDeleteTruffle muffle
Drag racer
Monster funder
Ripple stipple
Fudgy banana
Dusty apple
I like using a word called "floof/floo" And yes I know it's a really random word, but it's great to use when you're really frustrated at something.
ReplyDelete(Great post btw! Loved it!)
This is a fantastic list, I especially love the Johnny Dangerously references! You fargin' sneaky bastage!
ReplyDeleteI've always said:
ReplyDeleteFrick Frack Fricken Fracker of Frickerson
Fricken Pickle Nugget
Chicken Nuggets
Gosh Fricken dang it
(I say this one cuz my friend's a meme) No one gives a flying Chuck
(When I stub my toe or hurt myself in general) gosh fricken frick frack
(I say this one more than anything when im mad) Im so freaking triggered
Hope this helped
~An actual kid
Grasshole
ReplyDeleteSon of a biscuit
Fudgecake
from Madagascar there was SugarHoneyIcedTea as an acronym..
ReplyDeleteI love this list
Another is Bulldust
ReplyDeletebun of a sitch
ReplyDeleteFug.
ReplyDeleteyou could use adjectives too... to describe harshly rather than cuss
ReplyDeleteAlso, you might find that adjectives could just totally puzzle them and you watch them pull out their phone trying to find out "Seriously! What Does This Actually Mean!" as my friend puts it.
Many of your "passable" words are too close to vulgarity, especially for kids. If one of my kids said "effin", they'd be biting a bar of soap! I've heard many kids use "freaking". be-otch and the like. They sound disrespectful and uneducated.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I use 'masswhole' or 'female dog' instead of asshole and bitch.
ReplyDeleteUsually I swear using 'bitch' loudly, but I would never be caught dead saying the words aloud.
I've always enjoyed Shih-Tzu.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Baloney?
ReplyDeleteRealy Good article……I have no word to say.
ReplyDeleteyou know what I never read this kind of long post before these days ! ! You are amazing
A guy at work used to always say 'Mother Fletcher!' Or 'Mother Fletcher's plucking chickens!'
ReplyDeleteHave also heard JUDAS CROSS or JUDAS PRIEST used as a substitute for JC......
ReplyDeleteGoin way back I remember my neighbor saying 'gee-will-i-kers!' to indicate astonishment or surprise.....
ReplyDeleteAn aunt used to say "Lord love a duck" when frustrated or upset.
ReplyDeleteI say son of a poochie.
ReplyDeleteIf you're writing for the Christian market, check the guidelines very carefully.
ReplyDeleteI know at one time they wouldn't let you write anything that someone might be offended by so even the indication was frowned upon. This might have changed but check the guidelines to be sure. :)
The genre was so restrictive for me I couldn't write anything the year I tried. Read books by the publishers you're submitting to as with any area of writing.
Great list and comments.
Good luck with your submission!
Mother!Father! (Instead of mother F*&%er)
ReplyDeleteHeavens to betsy my math teacher uses that one
ReplyDeleteI learn to say name of a wrestler like Jonh Cena instead of Jesus Christ or god name in vains I love to say shut the foul up you monster go block yourself buddhist son of a hound adios mister fillmore I dont give a yuck and gawd freaking darn it are the nice ones
ReplyDeleteWhen we lived in Florida, I used to cuss in German...that worked really well, until we moved to central Pennsylvania, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I still remember the time I overheard one of my students call another a "Frackin' SCUD!"....
are we lying to ourselves when using some other words instead of what our intention is? obviously the fact that we use polite meaningless phrases doesn't change the situation and meaning of what we mean. so I believe we whether don't use the words or otherwise we are just promoting lying and covering up for bad things!
ReplyDeleteMy brother says "Son of a motherless goat", although I don't know where he got it from...
ReplyDeleteMy teacher saying no.2 it is same thing to say crap or poop Bob darn it is most recent polite curse word Son of a foxy i know it is nice way to say son of a bitch
ReplyDeleteWhat about the slang word...lauded...heard it a lot in the 50's and 60's....
ReplyDeleteThat word is lauzee
ReplyDeleteThis list of funny and young people curse word are
ReplyDeleteMother Smithers
Son of A Parent
NBA Teams name in Vains
Montreal Screwjob
Deflategate (refers to poop)
Mother Of Shane Mcmahon
Alien Micheal Ford
At May Force be with you
What's The Funny
Mr Burns
Uh Oh
Punching For A Prime Minster (refers to pee)
Oh My Glob
Name of Baketball players in Vains
Holy Grail
Holy Hand Grenade
Gab Gambit
Gad Drag it
Peach (refers to butt)
Fat Bottom (refers to butt)
Lady Pecs
Wang
Cardboard
Walter's Towel and Floss
Ashley's Milkshake and Fries
Wrestler's name in Vains
Wrestling Group name in Vains
Wrestling Comapany's name in Vains
Gene Simons
Michael Jackson
Roger Goodell
Wrestling PPV name in Vains
Singer Artist Group names
Group Member names
Minions
Censor
Rear
Superheroes and Villians name
Super Bowl
Super Toilet
Foxy
Sexy
Oh My Awesome
Aw football
Go To Hey
Go To Hay
Go To Hot Firezone
Buck you
Money Funder
Mother Bucket
Smackdown
Eat This Raw
Bullet Proof
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears
Lil John
Bubble Pop
Johnny Bravo
D' Generation X
Bill Cipher
Batman
Perry The Platypus
Dr Heiz Doofenshmirtz
Funko Pop
Yo Yo Mama
Holla
Drop Bear
Sour Dough
Wienerhead
Wanghead
Shush The Fall Up
Shut The Foiled Up
Shut The Fouled Up
Shush The Floss Up
Bart Simpsons
Jessica Alba
Sailor Senshis
Power Rangers
Jennifer Lopez
Bender Bend Rodriguez
Philip J Fry
Eric Cartman
Tom Brady
Bruce Jenner
Slim Shady
Dr Dre
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
My friend would always use tummy nugget if someone was being annoying and butt nugget if she was mad.
ReplyDeleteI would say Netflix and chill it is refers to having a sex Also we mentioned to say slam on a bench AMF refers Anyone is Making a Frustratation go to cell what in a prinson Gag Grab It and mostly Taking my talents to South Beach means going to poop Casshole is most refers a jerk Gas blast it is my friends are use these words
ReplyDeleteI did saying oh my gosh but Nobody saying Gos's name in Vains I did saying name of peoples name I said Twat Rear is nice ways I did use Aussie slang words and British slang words too Korean words like Eat Yeot means this stinks
ReplyDeleteThis could nice way to say to anyone like Pickle Rick Jessie J which is a better replacing for God's name Bounty Hunter Bozo Phone Son of a birch trees Anti Mokney Flusher Weird To Fantastic Inferno Go To Inferno Dipstick Numskull Sillyo Jeff Dare It and Mic Drop It are still accept to Swear at anyone
ReplyDeleteson of a fricking maple tree.
ReplyDeleteGosh darn it my sister is preg
Shut the font door dad, dont you darn beat me.
Dad! Uncle is trying to clap my bread buns.
Jeez I should have used protection.
HAHA hope you enjoy it OwO
My church mates were trying to get me to switch out "shit" as I they didn't realize if I used these fake wording with something with An Eye In Shadows or The Cabbie Homicide; let alone The Pattern Of Diagnosis this wouldn't have the same venom. Don't borrow your language from McKay Hatch and not hide behind Ephesians to force the issue of censorship. I openly use the word "fuck." And I use Amos 5:10 to speak up for the rich history of that word.
ReplyDeleteGod Damian i knew it was my uncle's name I did saying you which beat your bums out AMF is terms for Apple Mango Fruitpie Hush Up Mother Fatty and Jester Clown are acceptable to say them My grandparents says this curse word suffering soccerplayer sinkhole and cheese keeper
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