Sunday, January 22, 2012

Bad Words: 140 Alternative Ways to Cuss Politely


I was raised by parents who didn't believe in saying dirty-words.  I think I heard my dad say "damn" once or twice in my entire life, but he usually emphasized his point with "shoot," "Dang-it," or "Darn-it!"  When he was mad, he was "ticked" or "chapped" and when he hammered his thumb with one of his tools (which was often) he would shout, "son-of-a-biscuit-eater!" We didn't use Jesus or God's name in vain, we said "jeez" and "gosh." And if we had 'acceptable' family cuss words they were, "crap" and "ca-ca."  In fact, I hadn't realized potty-talk was so controversial until I was an adult and one of the parents of a child I was sitting requested I not use it in front of their kid (never-mind that she and her husband practiced prolific profanity on a daily basis). 

I suppose curse words are culturally and morally relative and vary in potency from person to person. For instance, I was never allowed to say the alternate word for urine. And as much as I hear my Christian friends use the "p" word in their daily vocabulary, I still cant bring myself to say it.  I was taught that it takes more intellect to be creative and not use profanity, that even mentally-challenged people know how to cuss. But since I've grown-up, I've realized some situations necessitate the power that swear-words evoke--when used sparingly and in the right context, of course. I think my parents understood this need as well and perhaps that is why they allowed us to use curse-word euphemisms.  

Now that I'm a mom, I also afford my children the same liberty. So I was inspired to create a list of substitute cuss words, primarily to show that it is possible not to swear when circumstance, company, and social setting do not permit it. The following list is not exhaustive and neither do I allow my kids to use all the terms itemized here (I still wince if the fake-word sounds too much like the real one). That said, I must confess (but don't tell my mom) I do have a couple secret  knee-jerk expletives in my back pocket. I don't know why they fall out of my mouth when I hurt myself or am startled but they just do, dammit. 

Anyway, here ya go:
  1. #@%!
  2. Arse             
  3. Batask                  
  4. Bologna          
  5. Beeotch        
  6. Bullspit            
  7. Burn/Burned
  8. Booty
  9. Bum
  10. Bummer              
  11. Balderdash       
  12. Blangdang         
  13. Blankety-blank 
  14. Blast/Blasted      
  15. Bleep/Bleepin              
  16. Bloomin                      
  17. Blow(s)                     
  18. Bite(s) 
  19. Brat/Bratty                       
  20. Cheese and Crackers
  21. Cheese and Rice
  22. Cheeses
  23. Cheesitz
  24. Chit
  25. Chafed
  26. Chaps
  27. Crud
  28. Crabcakes
  29. Crabby
  30. Crapola
  31. Crappity
  32. Crimeny
  33. Dastardly
  34. Dipstick
  35. Doggone
  36. Dump truck
  37. Darn/Darnit
  38. Dag Gummit 
  39. Dag Nabit
  40. Dang/Dangit
  41. Drat
  42. Eff/Effin
  43. Egad
  44. Flip/Flippin
  45. Fudge
  46. Farging
  47. Fiddle Sticks
  48. Freak/Freaking
  49. Frack/Fracking
  50. Frazzle-rackin
  51. Frig/Friggin
  52. Frick/Fricking
  53. Fragdaggle
  54. Flunkin'
  55. Gobbledygook
  56. Goodness
  57. Good Grief
  58. Good Gravy
  59. Gosh
  60. Garsh
  61. God Bless America
  62. Gul Durnit
  63. Gobb Dash it
  64. Gadzooks
  65. Heck
  66. H-E-double hockey sticks
  67. Hay (what the hay)
  68. Hogwash
  69. Holy Cow
  70. Holy Frijoles
  71. Holy Shibblets
  72. Horse Pucky
  73. Holy Mother
  74. Hockey Puck 
  75. Huffy
  76. Hush
  77. Ice hole (farging-ice hole)
  78. Jeez
  79. Jiminy Crickits
  80. Judas Priest
  81. Kawabunga
  82. Lint Licker
  83. Malarkey
  84. Man/Oh Man
  85. Monkey Flunker
  86. Mother of Pearl
  87. Mother Fathers 
  88. Mothersmucker
  89. Mother blanker
  90. My Word
  91. Nuckin Futs
  92. OMGsh
  93. Pete's Sake
  94. Piddle
  95. Pluck it
  96. Poo/Poop/Poopy 
  97. Peeves/Peeved
  98. Rice cakes
  99. Hopping
  100. Ram Rod
  101. Rackafratz
  102. Rassa-frazzin 
  103. Shush
  104. Snassa-frazzin
  105. Sunny Beach
  106. Snit
  107. Snitch
  108. Steaming
  109. Shiatsu
  110. Sheesh
  111. Shitaki mushrooms 
  112. Swear to Christmas
  113. Stuff yourself
  114. Shoot
  115. Snap
  116. Shat
  117. Shut The Front Door
  118. Son of a Mother Trucker
  119. Sheesh
  120. Shnikes
  121. Shiznit
  122. Shucks
  123. Son of a Gun
  124. Son of a Mother
  125. Son of a biscuit eater
  126. Sons a' Guns
  127. Sufferin Succotash
  128. Sucks
  129. Stinks
  130. Sunny Beach
  131. Shamalama
  132. Ticked (off)
  133. Tater Sauce
  134. Troll
  135. Tool 
  136. What-the
  137. Weenie
  138. Who-ha 
  139. Wu-wu
  140. Witch
Feel free to add to this list! What else did I miss?

170 comments:

  1. #92 almost made me spit my coffee. I think this is very exhaustive and very creative. Too funny.

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  2. Hmmm..

    How about acronyms or text lingo?

    Deep stuff, BTW :)

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  3. If you say "Freak/Freaking! Frack/Fracking! Frazzle-rackin, Frig/Friggin, Frick/Fricking!Fragdaggle, Flunkin" really loud and really fast, you sound like Yosemite Sam. :-)

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  5. This is so my childhood. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten smirks because of saying 'Geez Louise!' or 'Golly!' in situations where others would choose more earthy words. Great post!

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  6. My Mom always said "Shoot a mile" when others would use the S-word.

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  7. My mother uses "San Antonio Texas" instead of "son of a ....."

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  8. Well I say Shiitake Mushrooms, alot

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  9. How about son of a nutcracker?

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  10. son of a jit /dick (if your really upset)
    What the ham fat,
    Hassaole. Thats all I got.
    Thanks this helped a lot

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  11. (Ain't gonna say anything 'bad' cuz you never know who's on) You could always say, "female dog", or "cria" istead of the "c" word, or "donkey" as a replacement for the "a" word.

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  12. "Son of a Baptist pastor!"
    "What The Funk?!"
    Uhmmm.. what else...
    Oh!
    "I Don't Give a Donald DUCK!"

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  13. I worked with a woman who would say, "Son of a BISCUIT." And she was from Mexico, so hearing that with a Mexican accent made it even funnier.

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  14. "Oh my science!!!"

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  15. ooo ooo ooo I got one.... I have an 8 year old and started the .25 cent swear word account with her lol I love saying, Farkle, what the farkle and so on :)

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  16. Me again lol
    I hope I get this across enough for you to know what I am saying lol
    You know that cartoon with "mutly" He always said, "Sassin' frassin ressim rack"...now thats what I think it says. However, lol I googled it and this is what "they" say,
    Rashin' fashin' Rick Rastardly

    "Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!"
    I happen to like my way better LOL

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  17. Two words, one finger

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  18. I got some:
    Who gives one!
    Suggar
    Suggar lumps
    Son of a fish
    Dang/Darn
    Oh my days
    Oh my goodness/gosh
    Sheet
    Haha hope this helps!

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    1. Sheet holes
      A Hole
      Eg."Oi you! A holes!"
      Fish fingers

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    2. I've said "what the fish" for YEARS. haha

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  19. Instead of saying damn, I say damsel (damsel in distress)

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  20. I have a friend that says "Dum bass ditch" instead of "dumb-a** b****"

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  21. Ish
    Sugar Honey Ice Tea
    Mofo

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  22. My daughter's coach says:
    "Oh Mylanta"
    Quite funny

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    1. I worked for a old televangelist named Jim Bakker he would say this a lot to or oh my lands

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  23. Thank you so much for this. I want to promote my second novel in the Christian market and am having a hard time creating a Chicago police detective without reverting to bad language. Hopefully, this will help.

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  24. Not sure why you think Arse is a euphemism for Ass when Ass is a euphemism for Arse

    Ass has always meant donkey, Arse has always meant....anus.

    Polite society swapped the one for the other in the 18th century at about the same time Cocks were renamed Roosters.

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    1. What about a$$h0le how do you fix that? Butthole? Donkey hole? Please help!

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  25. SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA lol

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  26. Instead of STFU I now say shut the front door

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  27. Mother-hugger
    Huggin' _____!
    What the fudge?
    What the fart?
    Son of a biscuit-eating bulldog
    Zayum/ zam (for d*mn)

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  28. "Mother hubber"
    Its actually from the most recent amazing spiderman movie. My brother and I found it absolutely hilarious and we've been using it since (:

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  29. Rat dookie!

    Oh flying fudge sickle!

    Thank you for this list this should make my book much more colorful. Saying *amn all the time losses its punch after a time. And I don't want to use anything too offensive, feelings matter with readers too!

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  30. What the donald duck

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  31. I like to say, " Son of a diseased ham sandwich!" Or I'll call someone "Dumbo the fracking drunk elephant,"

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  33. What the what?! Omgeees, geeez... sheesh! That is pure Bags and Shoes! Sugar Honey Ice Tea, That is just lovely(instead of wtf), duck face! Kiss my cheeks! Enjoy that (instead of eff you.)

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  34. I say Snipple lol long story but yea I try not to cuss in front of my son.

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  35. Oh My Stars!
    Oh My Glory!
    Gee Willigers!
    Hokey Doodle!
    Hokey Dina!
    Sharded Barf! (see youtube video: retard food)

    -Amber Lena

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  36. Love this!

    Depending on how many syllables you need:
    What the pluperfect!
    What the pluperfect tense!

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  37. I usually say What the john? or I don't give a john. Sometimes I say What the frick frack snick snack?

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  38. From 'The Samurai Mermaid'; 'built like a Brit Shickhouse'

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  39. How about grouping the substitutes according to what swear they replace?

    And... What swear does BUMMER replace?

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  40. Sometimes when people use swear words they say "Excuse my French" so you could always say "what the french" or "who gives a french?!"

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  41. OR say Martha Focker

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  42. I say either "Jimmy" "Jimmy Christmas" "Son of a Biscuit - (Eater, and several others)" and a few others

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  43. For all you nerds and geeks out there...Nerf Hearder

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  44. Ratzety Fracker
    What in the cat hair
    Son of a motherless goat
    Fudgcicles
    Flingin'-Flangin'

    Those are some of my go-to's.. :)

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  45. Bloody
    Bloody Heck
    Stuff That
    Stuff You
    Stuff This
    Stuff Me
    Stuff It
    Stuffed

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  46. My friend says "butt hook" meaning a person who is annoying

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  47. No one noticed that "sunny beach" was on there twice? Or that shat is past tense for shit?

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  48. Well, me and my siblings call each other 'pumpkins' instead of...less polite things.
    "Stop being such a pumpkin!"
    "You're a pumpkinhead!"
    You know, stuff like that. I use OMGosh all the time, as well as Oh my stars! and a more creative one I came up with: What the WHO?! I made that one after hearing some Doctor Who joke, I think. And after I started actually watching Doctor Who, Tardis has unintentionally become a swear word.

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  49. my friend always replaces swear words with "cupcake" So when she's angry she says " Everyone's a frosting-less cupcake!" LOL

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  50. Sack of Dirt! - my favorite
    Fertilizer
    Son of a Witch or Son of a Gun
    fart (fart-head)
    poo
    dang it
    foowee or doogee
    Some beach somewhere... got this from a song
    wiz
    WTF- well that's fantastic (sarcastically)

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  51. My pastor always says:
    My soul
    or
    My soul in sad exile

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  52. Excellent list, very funny and you managed to be not even slightly crude. :-)

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  53. Son of a pistol is one my grandpa uses. And I use Mother Trucker and occasionally call say something like "that's a bunch of baloney"

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  54. I have a friend who always says, "Good night!" and "Oh Mylanta!" It's caught on with my kids - which is much better than what they hear at school every day!

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  55. My mother says "yuh mothers neck" and " geese and mice"

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  56. for the F word, I say "French fries, French, Frenching"
    For the B word I say "Biscuit"
    And for the S word I say "Shazzle"

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  57. I say "Cheese and Rice" rather than take the
    good Lords name in vain.

    I had a supervisor say " 4 5 6" instead
    of For X%$#'s Sakes.

    These are popular in my world.

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    1. Love this one, I have a bad habit of saying the real one under my breath, but 4 5 6 does the job perfectly - thanks !

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  58. I like to say 'Holy Fudge-nuggets!!!' I don't know where I got it from!

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  59. I favour "Jive Turkey."
    However, I find myself using "Donald Trump" a lot nowadays.

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  60. an explosive, "Chicken Frickasee!"

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  61. I think "beeotch" will still earn you some raised eye-brows. Will it?

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    1. Yeah same I've heard ppl use "beeotch" and it's still viewed as a cuss.

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  62. "Freakin" or "frickin" is actually much worse than "damn" or even "*ss." Delete them from the list.

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  63. When someone won't shut up or is annoying just say "Go Eat a Sandwich!"

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  64. My mother used "Son of a biscuit eating sea captain" & "Shoot fire and save the matches"

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  66. -DodgeRam it - my fav for G*d*mmit
    -Zip it, happy meal
    -Son of a beaver
    -Son of a motherless goat
    -Shatner, Holy Shatner, and Shatnered

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  67. Why not use Shake Speare's phrase
    "I bite my thumb at thou"
    Or just ask them to bite your thumb

    Its basically I polite Flip off

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  68. You might want to look up the definition of #51 ... just sayin'

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  69. Good point on "look up the definition of #51", but I think the definition you are referring to, would be taken way out of context.

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  70. I'm surprised that no-ones mentioned anything about using FiretrUCK yet.

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  71. Fig/Figgin, Glitch (Son of a Glitch), Geek/Geekin, Holy Key of C (Or any of the notes in the musical alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, and G), Holy Motherboard, Son of a USB, What the chord, etc.

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  73. These are my friend's daughter's creations, but they are brilliant. "Purple Fish" and "Cheese and Rice" I am rather partial to son of a biscuit. And when things get serious: son of a monkey biscuit.

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  74. After reading this list I just want to scream "FUCK!"

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  75. Also
    Fug
    Fire truck
    Ship
    Sit
    Shipment
    FAQ
    Fuq
    Fgt
    Git
    Beach
    Ditch
    Hail
    Hail no
    Mama Mus
    Mother fffffffkkkkkkk
    Kung pow
    Gosh dang it
    That's all I got u can also use abbreviations

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  76. A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it. See the link below for more info.


    #swear
    www.ufgop.org

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  77. I am rather fond of saying, "Puffin stuffin!" It gets my point across, and lightens my own mood. Try saying that and staying angry or frustrated!

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  78. I understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!

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  79. I understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!

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  80. Surprised no one has suggested "Stinkin'." I use it all the time.

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  81. Holy shinanskiis

    Pronounced shin-an-sk-ees

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  82. Does everyone here think damn is worse to use than crap? Also, does hell or screwed-up count as a swear word?

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  83. For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary.

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  84. I've always prefered fruitcakes, but my family uses other ideas...
    turd muffins,
    holy mackerel,
    holy sardines,
    holy-shmolie guacamole,
    holy hamsters,
    good heavens,
    boogers,
    go jump in the lake (go dunk your head),
    Baby Sharks,
    Baloney Sandwiches,
    Sandwiches,
    Sauerkraut,
    go stick your foot in your mouth,
    go eat spinach,
    glass shards,
    bunch of underpants,
    merlin's beard,
    sasquatch,
    bunch of pansies,
    ladybugs,
    ladybirds,
    mosquitoes,
    fritos,
    go find alias,
    atlas's maps,
    turd buckets,
    hockey sticks,
    dartz,
    glitter sparkles,
    snake bites,
    moose fever,
    molasses,
    stale pancakes,
    frog legs,
    son of a motherless goat,
    rat tails,
    and
    beaver lodge....
    My family is a little strange with our substitute swear words... honestly once they get started they go for days!

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  85. Arse literally means anus. In Britain nobody says Ass, everyone says Arse. It means the exact same, using Arse instead of Ass is pointless since both mean exactly the same thing and are always used the exact same way in both countries.

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  86. borrowing from the beloved Col. Sherman T. Potter:
    horse feathers
    horse hockey
    donkey dung

    Some of these substitutes are as bad as the real thing. What I realized reading this great list and comments, sometimes just being creative is as good or better than trying to just substitute a swear word.

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  87. I know Christian folks for whom many of these substitute cuss words are no-nos because they sound like the real cuss words they are replacing or they are just stand-ins for the forbidden word. Golly and gosh start with G-O and so does God. Cheese and rice (a personal favorite) of course, sounds like Jesus Christ. Effin, flippin', etc. are obvious substitutions for well--you know. Bites, blows, sucks refer to a certain part of a certain gender's anatomy. Some of these people use "stinking" as their go-to cuss word. Something to keep in mind when submitting to Christian agents and publishers.

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  88. As a writer intending to qualify for the Christian market, I've also collected cleaner expletives. Many are old Southern phrases. Here's what I have:
    Blast
    What in blue blazes?
    Like white lightning
    Land-a-goshen
    Jumpin' gehossafat
    Heavens to Betsy
    Heavens to Mergatroyd
    Law-zee!
    Dadgum it
    Dagnab it
    Confound it
    Dad burned
    I'll be switched
    Yikes
    Holy Moly
    Aw shucks
    Gee willikers
    Boy howdy
    Dad blame it
    Oh my achin' back
    Gadzooks
    Franklin Delano!
    Darn skippy
    I'm glad I found this site. Loads of fun. 8^)

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  89. i know
    donald trump

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  90. I'm a girl he is trying to lower my cussing like I love to use "dadgum it " and "flipping flapjacks" I like using smart allic those are my favorites here are some I have a heard a good friend say
    Truffle muffle
    Drag racer
    Monster funder
    Ripple stipple
    Fudgy banana
    Dusty apple

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  91. I like using a word called "floof/floo" And yes I know it's a really random word, but it's great to use when you're really frustrated at something.
    (Great post btw! Loved it!)

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  92. This is a fantastic list, I especially love the Johnny Dangerously references! You fargin' sneaky bastage!

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  93. I've always said:
    Frick Frack Fricken Fracker of Frickerson

    Fricken Pickle Nugget

    Chicken Nuggets

    Gosh Fricken dang it

    (I say this one cuz my friend's a meme) No one gives a flying Chuck

    (When I stub my toe or hurt myself in general) gosh fricken frick frack

    (I say this one more than anything when im mad) Im so freaking triggered

    Hope this helped
    ~An actual kid

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  94. Grasshole
    Son of a biscuit
    Fudgecake

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  95. from Madagascar there was SugarHoneyIcedTea as an acronym..
    I love this list

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  96. Another is Bulldust

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  97. you could use adjectives too... to describe harshly rather than cuss
    Also, you might find that adjectives could just totally puzzle them and you watch them pull out their phone trying to find out "Seriously! What Does This Actually Mean!" as my friend puts it.

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  98. Many of your "passable" words are too close to vulgarity, especially for kids. If one of my kids said "effin", they'd be biting a bar of soap! I've heard many kids use "freaking". be-otch and the like. They sound disrespectful and uneducated.

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  99. Sometimes I use 'masswhole' or 'female dog' instead of asshole and bitch.
    Usually I swear using 'bitch' loudly, but I would never be caught dead saying the words aloud.

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  100. What about Baloney?

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  101. Realy Good article……I have no word to say.
    you know what I never read this kind of long post before these days ! ! You are amazing

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  102. A guy at work used to always say 'Mother Fletcher!' Or 'Mother Fletcher's plucking chickens!'

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  103. Have also heard JUDAS CROSS or JUDAS PRIEST used as a substitute for JC......

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  104. Goin way back I remember my neighbor saying 'gee-will-i-kers!' to indicate astonishment or surprise.....

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  105. An aunt used to say "Lord love a duck" when frustrated or upset.

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  106. If you're writing for the Christian market, check the guidelines very carefully.
    I know at one time they wouldn't let you write anything that someone might be offended by so even the indication was frowned upon. This might have changed but check the guidelines to be sure. :)

    The genre was so restrictive for me I couldn't write anything the year I tried. Read books by the publishers you're submitting to as with any area of writing.

    Great list and comments.

    Good luck with your submission!


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  107. Mother!Father! (Instead of mother F*&%er)

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  108. Heavens to betsy my math teacher uses that one

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  109. I learn to say name of a wrestler like Jonh Cena instead of Jesus Christ or god name in vains I love to say shut the foul up you monster go block yourself buddhist son of a hound adios mister fillmore I dont give a yuck and gawd freaking darn it are the nice ones

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  110. When we lived in Florida, I used to cuss in German...that worked really well, until we moved to central Pennsylvania, LOL!

    And, I still remember the time I overheard one of my students call another a "Frackin' SCUD!"....

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  111. are we lying to ourselves when using some other words instead of what our intention is? obviously the fact that we use polite meaningless phrases doesn't change the situation and meaning of what we mean. so I believe we whether don't use the words or otherwise we are just promoting lying and covering up for bad things!

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  112. My brother says "Son of a motherless goat", although I don't know where he got it from...

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  113. My teacher saying no.2 it is same thing to say crap or poop Bob darn it is most recent polite curse word Son of a foxy i know it is nice way to say son of a bitch

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  114. What about the slang word...lauded...heard it a lot in the 50's and 60's....

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  115. This list of funny and young people curse word are
    Mother Smithers
    Son of A Parent
    NBA Teams name in Vains
    Montreal Screwjob
    Deflategate (refers to poop)
    Mother Of Shane Mcmahon
    Alien Micheal Ford
    At May Force be with you
    What's The Funny
    Mr Burns
    Uh Oh
    Punching For A Prime Minster (refers to pee)
    Oh My Glob
    Name of Baketball players in Vains
    Holy Grail
    Holy Hand Grenade
    Gab Gambit
    Gad Drag it
    Peach (refers to butt)
    Fat Bottom (refers to butt)
    Lady Pecs
    Wang
    Cardboard
    Walter's Towel and Floss
    Ashley's Milkshake and Fries
    Wrestler's name in Vains
    Wrestling Group name in Vains
    Wrestling Comapany's name in Vains
    Gene Simons
    Michael Jackson
    Roger Goodell
    Wrestling PPV name in Vains
    Singer Artist Group names
    Group Member names
    Minions
    Censor
    Rear
    Superheroes and Villians name
    Super Bowl
    Super Toilet
    Foxy
    Sexy
    Oh My Awesome
    Aw football
    Go To Hey
    Go To Hay
    Go To Hot Firezone
    Buck you
    Money Funder
    Mother Bucket
    Smackdown
    Eat This Raw
    Bullet Proof
    Lady Gaga
    Britney Spears
    Lil John
    Bubble Pop
    Johnny Bravo
    D' Generation X
    Bill Cipher
    Batman
    Perry The Platypus
    Dr Heiz Doofenshmirtz
    Funko Pop
    Yo Yo Mama
    Holla
    Drop Bear
    Sour Dough
    Wienerhead
    Wanghead
    Shush The Fall Up
    Shut The Foiled Up
    Shut The Fouled Up
    Shush The Floss Up
    Bart Simpsons
    Jessica Alba
    Sailor Senshis
    Power Rangers
    Jennifer Lopez
    Bender Bend Rodriguez
    Philip J Fry
    Eric Cartman
    Tom Brady
    Bruce Jenner
    Slim Shady
    Dr Dre
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers

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  116. My friend would always use tummy nugget if someone was being annoying and butt nugget if she was mad.

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  117. I would say Netflix and chill it is refers to having a sex Also we mentioned to say slam on a bench AMF refers Anyone is Making a Frustratation go to cell what in a prinson Gag Grab It and mostly Taking my talents to South Beach means going to poop Casshole is most refers a jerk Gas blast it is my friends are use these words

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  118. I did saying oh my gosh but Nobody saying Gos's name in Vains I did saying name of peoples name I said Twat Rear is nice ways I did use Aussie slang words and British slang words too Korean words like Eat Yeot means this stinks

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  119. This could nice way to say to anyone like Pickle Rick Jessie J which is a better replacing for God's name Bounty Hunter Bozo Phone Son of a birch trees Anti Mokney Flusher Weird To Fantastic Inferno Go To Inferno Dipstick Numskull Sillyo Jeff Dare It and Mic Drop It are still accept to Swear at anyone

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  120. son of a fricking maple tree.
    Gosh darn it my sister is preg
    Shut the font door dad, dont you darn beat me.
    Dad! Uncle is trying to clap my bread buns.
    Jeez I should have used protection.
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  121. My church mates were trying to get me to switch out "shit" as I they didn't realize if I used these fake wording with something with An Eye In Shadows or The Cabbie Homicide; let alone The Pattern Of Diagnosis this wouldn't have the same venom. Don't borrow your language from McKay Hatch and not hide behind Ephesians to force the issue of censorship. I openly use the word "fuck." And I use Amos 5:10 to speak up for the rich history of that word.

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  122. God Damian i knew it was my uncle's name I did saying you which beat your bums out AMF is terms for Apple Mango Fruitpie Hush Up Mother Fatty and Jester Clown are acceptable to say them My grandparents says this curse word suffering soccerplayer sinkhole and cheese keeper

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  123. Snap up pipe down and go eat this food refering to say keep quite Anna Maya Folkner Got Dame It What's That Freaks and others Some words are funny to say bread buns means butt Suck my drumstick which is nice way to say my nephew before Lastly I am not saying god's name in vains in fact I did saying grub dab it and oh my crooks same as gold diggit and DDP

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  124. I always saying bullshhh Addias Mecca Fila Stop The Fuss Up when my kids are around me I am teaching some words are politely especially they want to lessen of saying bad words I mentioned of saying STFU as polite forms like Shush The Foul Up and Shut The Front Door Second my children did saying some words like mammmy fabulous motor flickers son of a mommy and others Lastly I am a proud parent that I use the polite curse for lessen of saying bad words even my kids are around me Even I am not saying god's name but I did saying some polite one like Oh My Glob Go to Hay Good Dane It Joker"s crate and funny names including people's name in vains As a father of 6 kids that i learn about dealing of saying bad words as a parent and it is fun to say it the nice ones

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  125. Calling someone a tool I got in hot water for calling then HWA president this when it turned into a livejournal to xanga flame war. The first time you see an interblog flame war as Blogger vs. livejournal get like this. The p-word as in which one "pussy" or "piss"? There's two and the f-word, which one? First one is fuck the other sounds like maggot but put the f in it's place. Let's not plagiarize our profanity from the Mormons.

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  126. Why these words are not profanities because we knew some words like witch son of a decedant mother fouler idiot doofus shut the full cup dang it dad blast it and taking a talent to south beach are these actual words are politely to say. I think some people including my Mormon neighbors are still interest of using polite curse words. Also my mother learns why she hates cursing because its rude but she don't want to curse infornt of me and my siblings. I think nobody to say god's name but they saying somebody else's name like the superheroes name and go to blaze

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