Sunday, January 22, 2012

Bad Words: 140 Alternative Ways to Cuss Politely


I was raised by parents who didn't believe in saying dirty-words.  I think I heard my dad say "damn" once or twice in my entire life, but he usually emphasized his point with "shoot," "Dang-it," or "Darn-it!"  When he was mad, he was "ticked" or "chapped" and when he hammered his thumb with one of his tools (which was often) he would shout, "son-of-a-biscuit-eater!" We didn't use Jesus or God's name in vain, we said "jeez" and "gosh." And if we had 'acceptable' family cuss words they were, "crap" and "ca-ca."  In fact, I hadn't realized potty-talk was so controversial until I was an adult and one of the parents of a child I was sitting requested I not use it in front of their kid (never-mind that she and her husband practiced prolific profanity on a daily basis). 

I suppose curse words are culturally and morally relative and vary in potency from person to person. For instance, I was never allowed to say the alternate word for urine. And as much as I hear my Christian friends use the "p" word in their daily vocabulary, I still cant bring myself to say it.  I was taught that it takes more intellect to be creative and not use profanity, that even mentally-challenged people know how to cuss. But since I've grown-up, I've realized some situations necessitate the power that swear-words evoke--when used sparingly and in the right context, of course. I think my parents understood this need as well and perhaps that is why they allowed us to use curse-word euphemisms.  

Now that I'm a mom, I also afford my children the same liberty. So I was inspired to create a list of substitute cuss words, primarily to show that it is possible not to swear when circumstance, company, and social setting do not permit it. The following list is not exhaustive and neither do I allow my kids to use all the terms itemized here (I still wince if the fake-word sounds too much like the real one). That said, I must confess (but don't tell my mom) I do have a couple secret  knee-jerk expletives in my back pocket. I don't know why they fall out of my mouth when I hurt myself or am startled but they just do, dammit. 

Anyway, here ya go:
  1. #@%!
  2. Arse             
  3. Batask                  
  4. Bologna          
  5. Beeotch        
  6. Bullspit            
  7. Burn/Burned
  8. Booty
  9. Bum
  10. Bummer              
  11. Balderdash       
  12. Blangdang         
  13. Blankety-blank 
  14. Blast/Blasted      
  15. Bleep/Bleepin              
  16. Bloomin                      
  17. Blow(s)                     
  18. Bite(s) 
  19. Brat/Bratty                       
  20. Cheese and Crackers
  21. Cheese and Rice
  22. Cheeses
  23. Cheesitz
  24. Chit
  25. Chafed
  26. Chaps
  27. Crud
  28. Crabcakes
  29. Crabby
  30. Crapola
  31. Crappity
  32. Crimeny
  33. Dastardly
  34. Dipstick
  35. Doggone
  36. Dump truck
  37. Darn/Darnit
  38. Dag Gummit 
  39. Dag Nabit
  40. Dang/Dangit
  41. Drat
  42. Eff/Effin
  43. Egad
  44. Flip/Flippin
  45. Fudge
  46. Farging
  47. Fiddle Sticks
  48. Freak/Freaking
  49. Frack/Fracking
  50. Frazzle-rackin
  51. Frig/Friggin
  52. Frick/Fricking
  53. Fragdaggle
  54. Flunkin'
  55. Gobbledygook
  56. Goodness
  57. Good Grief
  58. Good Gravy
  59. Gosh
  60. Garsh
  61. God Bless America
  62. Gul Durnit
  63. Gobb Dash it
  64. Gadzooks
  65. Heck
  66. H-E-double hockey sticks
  67. Hay (what the hay)
  68. Hogwash
  69. Holy Cow
  70. Holy Frijoles
  71. Holy Shibblets
  72. Horse Pucky
  73. Holy Mother
  74. Hockey Puck 
  75. Huffy
  76. Hush
  77. Ice hole (farging-ice hole)
  78. Jeez
  79. Jiminy Crickits
  80. Judas Priest
  81. Kawabunga
  82. Lint Licker
  83. Malarkey
  84. Man/Oh Man
  85. Monkey Flunker
  86. Mother of Pearl
  87. Mother Fathers 
  88. Mothersmucker
  89. Mother blanker
  90. My Word
  91. Nuckin Futs
  92. OMGsh
  93. Pete's Sake
  94. Piddle
  95. Pluck it
  96. Poo/Poop/Poopy 
  97. Peeves/Peeved
  98. Rice cakes
  99. Hopping
  100. Ram Rod
  101. Rackafratz
  102. Rassa-frazzin 
  103. Shush
  104. Snassa-frazzin
  105. Sunny Beach
  106. Snit
  107. Snitch
  108. Steaming
  109. Shiatsu
  110. Sheesh
  111. Shitaki mushrooms 
  112. Swear to Christmas
  113. Stuff yourself
  114. Shoot
  115. Snap
  116. Shat
  117. Shut The Front Door
  118. Son of a Mother Trucker
  119. Sheesh
  120. Shnikes
  121. Shiznit
  122. Shucks
  123. Son of a Gun
  124. Son of a Mother
  125. Son of a biscuit eater
  126. Sons a' Guns
  127. Sufferin Succotash
  128. Sucks
  129. Stinks
  130. Sunny Beach
  131. Shamalama
  132. Ticked (off)
  133. Tater Sauce
  134. Troll
  135. Tool 
  136. What-the
  137. Weenie
  138. Who-ha 
  139. Wu-wu
  140. Witch
Feel free to add to this list! What else did I miss?

172 comments:

Christina said...

#92 almost made me spit my coffee. I think this is very exhaustive and very creative. Too funny.

David Cho said...

Hmmm..

How about acronyms or text lingo?

Deep stuff, BTW :)

Anonymous said...

If you say "Freak/Freaking! Frack/Fracking! Frazzle-rackin, Frig/Friggin, Frick/Fricking!Fragdaggle, Flunkin" really loud and really fast, you sound like Yosemite Sam. :-)

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Jayster said...

This is so my childhood. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten smirks because of saying 'Geez Louise!' or 'Golly!' in situations where others would choose more earthy words. Great post!

Anonymous said...

My Mom always said "Shoot a mile" when others would use the S-word.

Anonymous said...

My mother uses "San Antonio Texas" instead of "son of a ....."

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Futher Mucker

Anonymous said...

Well I say Shiitake Mushrooms, alot

Anonymous said...

How about son of a nutcracker?

Anonymous said...

son of a jit /dick (if your really upset)
What the ham fat,
Hassaole. Thats all I got.
Thanks this helped a lot

Unknown said...

(Ain't gonna say anything 'bad' cuz you never know who's on) You could always say, "female dog", or "cria" istead of the "c" word, or "donkey" as a replacement for the "a" word.

Anonymous said...

Mitch for bitch

Anonymous said...

"Son of a Baptist pastor!"
"What The Funk?!"
Uhmmm.. what else...
Oh!
"I Don't Give a Donald DUCK!"

Anonymous said...

I worked with a woman who would say, "Son of a BISCUIT." And she was from Mexico, so hearing that with a Mexican accent made it even funnier.

Anonymous said...

"Oh my science!!!"

Tina Marrie said...

ooo ooo ooo I got one.... I have an 8 year old and started the .25 cent swear word account with her lol I love saying, Farkle, what the farkle and so on :)

Tina Marrie said...

Me again lol
I hope I get this across enough for you to know what I am saying lol
You know that cartoon with "mutly" He always said, "Sassin' frassin ressim rack"...now thats what I think it says. However, lol I googled it and this is what "they" say,
Rashin' fashin' Rick Rastardly

"Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!"
I happen to like my way better LOL

Anonymous said...

Two words, one finger

Anonymous said...

I got some:
Who gives one!
Suggar
Suggar lumps
Son of a fish
Dang/Darn
Oh my days
Oh my goodness/gosh
Sheet
Haha hope this helps!

Anonymous said...

Sheet holes
A Hole
Eg."Oi you! A holes!"
Fish fingers

Anonymous said...

Instead of saying damn, I say damsel (damsel in distress)

Anonymous said...

I have a friend that says "Dum bass ditch" instead of "dumb-a** b****"

Anonymous said...

Ish
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Mofo

Anonymous said...

My daughter's coach says:
"Oh Mylanta"
Quite funny

Anonymous said...

Rats...

Victoria said...

Thank you so much for this. I want to promote my second novel in the Christian market and am having a hard time creating a Chicago police detective without reverting to bad language. Hopefully, this will help.

St Barts Caribbean said...

Not sure why you think Arse is a euphemism for Ass when Ass is a euphemism for Arse

Ass has always meant donkey, Arse has always meant....anus.

Polite society swapped the one for the other in the 18th century at about the same time Cocks were renamed Roosters.

Anonymous said...

SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA lol

Unknown said...

Instead of STFU I now say shut the front door

Anonymous said...

Mother-hugger
Huggin' _____!
What the fudge?
What the fart?
Son of a biscuit-eating bulldog
Zayum/ zam (for d*mn)

Anonymous said...

"Mother hubber"
Its actually from the most recent amazing spiderman movie. My brother and I found it absolutely hilarious and we've been using it since (:

Anonymous said...

Rat dookie!

Oh flying fudge sickle!

Thank you for this list this should make my book much more colorful. Saying *amn all the time losses its punch after a time. And I don't want to use anything too offensive, feelings matter with readers too!

Anonymous said...

What the donald duck

Anonymous said...

I like to say, " Son of a diseased ham sandwich!" Or I'll call someone "Dumbo the fracking drunk elephant,"

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Unknown said...

What the what?! Omgeees, geeez... sheesh! That is pure Bags and Shoes! Sugar Honey Ice Tea, That is just lovely(instead of wtf), duck face! Kiss my cheeks! Enjoy that (instead of eff you.)

Anonymous said...

I say Snipple lol long story but yea I try not to cuss in front of my son.

Anonymous said...

Oh My Stars!
Oh My Glory!
Gee Willigers!
Hokey Doodle!
Hokey Dina!
Sharded Barf! (see youtube video: retard food)

-Amber Lena

Anonymous said...

Love this!

Depending on how many syllables you need:
What the pluperfect!
What the pluperfect tense!

Ana K. said...

I usually say What the john? or I don't give a john. Sometimes I say What the frick frack snick snack?

The Samurai Mermaid said...

From 'The Samurai Mermaid'; 'built like a Brit Shickhouse'

Anonymous said...

How about grouping the substitutes according to what swear they replace?

And... What swear does BUMMER replace?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes when people use swear words they say "Excuse my French" so you could always say "what the french" or "who gives a french?!"

Anonymous said...

OR say Martha Focker

Anonymous said...

I say either "Jimmy" "Jimmy Christmas" "Son of a Biscuit - (Eater, and several others)" and a few others

Anonymous said...

For all you nerds and geeks out there...Nerf Hearder

Anonymous said...

Ratzety Fracker
What in the cat hair
Son of a motherless goat
Fudgcicles
Flingin'-Flangin'

Those are some of my go-to's.. :)

Anonymous said...

Bloody
Bloody Heck
Stuff That
Stuff You
Stuff This
Stuff Me
Stuff It
Stuffed

JE Travis said...

What about "turd"

ZellyZell said...

My friend says "butt hook" meaning a person who is annoying

Anonymous said...

No one noticed that "sunny beach" was on there twice? Or that shat is past tense for shit?

Anonymous said...

Well, me and my siblings call each other 'pumpkins' instead of...less polite things.
"Stop being such a pumpkin!"
"You're a pumpkinhead!"
You know, stuff like that. I use OMGosh all the time, as well as Oh my stars! and a more creative one I came up with: What the WHO?! I made that one after hearing some Doctor Who joke, I think. And after I started actually watching Doctor Who, Tardis has unintentionally become a swear word.

Anonymous said...

my friend always replaces swear words with "cupcake" So when she's angry she says " Everyone's a frosting-less cupcake!" LOL

Anonymous said...

Sack of Dirt! - my favorite
Fertilizer
Son of a Witch or Son of a Gun
fart (fart-head)
poo
dang it
foowee or doogee
Some beach somewhere... got this from a song
wiz
WTF- well that's fantastic (sarcastically)

Anonymous said...

My pastor always says:
My soul
or
My soul in sad exile

Anonymous said...

Excellent list, very funny and you managed to be not even slightly crude. :-)

Anonymous said...

Son of a pistol is one my grandpa uses. And I use Mother Trucker and occasionally call say something like "that's a bunch of baloney"

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who always says, "Good night!" and "Oh Mylanta!" It's caught on with my kids - which is much better than what they hear at school every day!

Anonymous said...

My mother says "yuh mothers neck" and " geese and mice"

Anonymous said...

for the F word, I say "French fries, French, Frenching"
For the B word I say "Biscuit"
And for the S word I say "Shazzle"

Unknown said...

I say "Cheese and Rice" rather than take the
good Lords name in vain.

I had a supervisor say " 4 5 6" instead
of For X%$#'s Sakes.

These are popular in my world.

Anonymous said...

I like to say 'Holy Fudge-nuggets!!!' I don't know where I got it from!

Anonymous said...

I favour "Jive Turkey."
However, I find myself using "Donald Trump" a lot nowadays.

Anonymous said...

an explosive, "Chicken Frickasee!"

Anonymous said...

I think "beeotch" will still earn you some raised eye-brows. Will it?

Unknown said...

"Freakin" or "frickin" is actually much worse than "damn" or even "*ss." Delete them from the list.

Anonymous said...

When someone won't shut up or is annoying just say "Go Eat a Sandwich!"

Anonymous said...

My mother used "Son of a biscuit eating sea captain" & "Shoot fire and save the matches"

Unknown said...
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Luc said...

-DodgeRam it - my fav for G*d*mmit
-Zip it, happy meal
-Son of a beaver
-Son of a motherless goat
-Shatner, Holy Shatner, and Shatnered

Unknown said...

Why not use Shake Speare's phrase
"I bite my thumb at thou"
Or just ask them to bite your thumb

Its basically I polite Flip off

Anonymous said...

Crab apples

Anonymous said...

You might want to look up the definition of #51 ... just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Good point on "look up the definition of #51", but I think the definition you are referring to, would be taken way out of context.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that no-ones mentioned anything about using FiretrUCK yet.

Anonymous said...

Fig/Figgin, Glitch (Son of a Glitch), Geek/Geekin, Holy Key of C (Or any of the notes in the musical alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, and G), Holy Motherboard, Son of a USB, What the chord, etc.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Love this one, I have a bad habit of saying the real one under my breath, but 4 5 6 does the job perfectly - thanks !

Anonymous said...

These are my friend's daughter's creations, but they are brilliant. "Purple Fish" and "Cheese and Rice" I am rather partial to son of a biscuit. And when things get serious: son of a monkey biscuit.

Unknown said...

I do Homer....
D'OH!!

rabidpadme said...

Fart face!!! Always so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

After reading this list I just want to scream "FUCK!"

Anonymous said...

Mudder fugger

Anonymous said...

Also
Fug
Fire truck
Ship
Sit
Shipment
FAQ
Fuq
Fgt
Git
Beach
Ditch
Hail
Hail no
Mama Mus
Mother fffffffkkkkkkk
Kung pow
Gosh dang it
That's all I got u can also use abbreviations

Anonymous said...

mother forklift

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

I am rather fond of saying, "Puffin stuffin!" It gets my point across, and lightens my own mood. Try saying that and staying angry or frustrated!

Unknown said...

I understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!

Unknown said...

I understand all too well!I would never just shrug it off, and, I make it clear to all of my friends and family that, if they need to talk, I am always willing to listen!

poopstain4 said...

Niggers!

Me said...

I worked for a old televangelist named Jim Bakker he would say this a lot to or oh my lands

Deidre said...

Surprised no one has suggested "Stinkin'." I use it all the time.

Unknown said...

"Oh my noodles"
"What the crustaceans"
"Chunks of cheese"
"Holy dryer"
Yeah, I know

Unknown said...

"Oh my noodles"
"What the crustaceans"
"Chunks of cheese"
"Holy dryer"
Yeah, I know

Unknown said...

Holy shinanskiis

Pronounced shin-an-sk-ees

Unknown said...

Nag it and son of a dog


Justbeingbailee said...

Another is grasshole

Anonymous said...

Yuck Foo

Unknown said...

What's the "c" word? "C**t" or "crap"?

Unknown said...

Does everyone here think damn is worse to use than crap? Also, does hell or screwed-up count as a swear word?

Anonymous said...

For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Anonymous said...

Yaaaassssss

Anonymous said...

Yeah same I've heard ppl use "beeotch" and it's still viewed as a cuss.

Anonymous said...

Imo I think they're fine.

Anonymous said...

Shiz.

Anonymous said...

I've always prefered fruitcakes, but my family uses other ideas...
turd muffins,
holy mackerel,
holy sardines,
holy-shmolie guacamole,
holy hamsters,
good heavens,
boogers,
go jump in the lake (go dunk your head),
Baby Sharks,
Baloney Sandwiches,
Sandwiches,
Sauerkraut,
go stick your foot in your mouth,
go eat spinach,
glass shards,
bunch of underpants,
merlin's beard,
sasquatch,
bunch of pansies,
ladybugs,
ladybirds,
mosquitoes,
fritos,
go find alias,
atlas's maps,
turd buckets,
hockey sticks,
dartz,
glitter sparkles,
snake bites,
moose fever,
molasses,
stale pancakes,
frog legs,
son of a motherless goat,
rat tails,
and
beaver lodge....
My family is a little strange with our substitute swear words... honestly once they get started they go for days!

Anonymous said...

Bubbles

Anonymous said...

Arse literally means anus. In Britain nobody says Ass, everyone says Arse. It means the exact same, using Arse instead of Ass is pointless since both mean exactly the same thing and are always used the exact same way in both countries.

PositiveAffirmations said...

borrowing from the beloved Col. Sherman T. Potter:
horse feathers
horse hockey
donkey dung

Some of these substitutes are as bad as the real thing. What I realized reading this great list and comments, sometimes just being creative is as good or better than trying to just substitute a swear word.

Theresa Munroe said...

I know Christian folks for whom many of these substitute cuss words are no-nos because they sound like the real cuss words they are replacing or they are just stand-ins for the forbidden word. Golly and gosh start with G-O and so does God. Cheese and rice (a personal favorite) of course, sounds like Jesus Christ. Effin, flippin', etc. are obvious substitutions for well--you know. Bites, blows, sucks refer to a certain part of a certain gender's anatomy. Some of these people use "stinking" as their go-to cuss word. Something to keep in mind when submitting to Christian agents and publishers.

Roses said...

As a writer intending to qualify for the Christian market, I've also collected cleaner expletives. Many are old Southern phrases. Here's what I have:
Blast
What in blue blazes?
Like white lightning
Land-a-goshen
Jumpin' gehossafat
Heavens to Betsy
Heavens to Mergatroyd
Law-zee!
Dadgum it
Dagnab it
Confound it
Dad burned
I'll be switched
Yikes
Holy Moly
Aw shucks
Gee willikers
Boy howdy
Dad blame it
Oh my achin' back
Gadzooks
Franklin Delano!
Darn skippy
I'm glad I found this site. Loads of fun. 8^)

Anonymous said...

i know
donald trump

floufire said...

This is shit!

floufire said...

This is shit!

Unknown said...

I'm a girl he is trying to lower my cussing like I love to use "dadgum it " and "flipping flapjacks" I like using smart allic those are my favorites here are some I have a heard a good friend say
Truffle muffle
Drag racer
Monster funder
Ripple stipple
Fudgy banana
Dusty apple

Anonymous said...

I like using a word called "floof/floo" And yes I know it's a really random word, but it's great to use when you're really frustrated at something.
(Great post btw! Loved it!)

Unknown said...

I've said "what the fish" for YEARS. haha

Heather said...

This is a fantastic list, I especially love the Johnny Dangerously references! You fargin' sneaky bastage!

Anonymous said...

I've always said:
Frick Frack Fricken Fracker of Frickerson

Fricken Pickle Nugget

Chicken Nuggets

Gosh Fricken dang it

(I say this one cuz my friend's a meme) No one gives a flying Chuck

(When I stub my toe or hurt myself in general) gosh fricken frick frack

(I say this one more than anything when im mad) Im so freaking triggered

Hope this helped
~An actual kid

Anonymous said...

Grasshole
Son of a biscuit
Fudgecake

Anonymous said...

from Madagascar there was SugarHoneyIcedTea as an acronym..
I love this list

Anonymous said...

Another is Bulldust

Anonymous said...

bun of a sitch

Unknown said...

Fug.

Anonymous said...

you could use adjectives too... to describe harshly rather than cuss
Also, you might find that adjectives could just totally puzzle them and you watch them pull out their phone trying to find out "Seriously! What Does This Actually Mean!" as my friend puts it.

Judy said...

Many of your "passable" words are too close to vulgarity, especially for kids. If one of my kids said "effin", they'd be biting a bar of soap! I've heard many kids use "freaking". be-otch and the like. They sound disrespectful and uneducated.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I use 'masswhole' or 'female dog' instead of asshole and bitch.
Usually I swear using 'bitch' loudly, but I would never be caught dead saying the words aloud.

Unknown said...

I've always enjoyed Shih-Tzu.

Anonymous said...

What about Baloney?

Unknown said...

What about a$$h0le how do you fix that? Butthole? Donkey hole? Please help!

Pocket Knife Review said...

Realy Good article……I have no word to say.
you know what I never read this kind of long post before these days ! ! You are amazing

Anonymous said...

A guy at work used to always say 'Mother Fletcher!' Or 'Mother Fletcher's plucking chickens!'

Anonymous said...

Have also heard JUDAS CROSS or JUDAS PRIEST used as a substitute for JC......

Anonymous said...

Goin way back I remember my neighbor saying 'gee-will-i-kers!' to indicate astonishment or surprise.....

Anonymous said...

An aunt used to say "Lord love a duck" when frustrated or upset.

Emma Ames said...

I say son of a poochie.

Tambra Nicole said...

If you're writing for the Christian market, check the guidelines very carefully.
I know at one time they wouldn't let you write anything that someone might be offended by so even the indication was frowned upon. This might have changed but check the guidelines to be sure. :)

The genre was so restrictive for me I couldn't write anything the year I tried. Read books by the publishers you're submitting to as with any area of writing.

Great list and comments.

Good luck with your submission!


Anonymous said...

Mother!Father! (Instead of mother F*&%er)

Unknown said...

Heavens to betsy my math teacher uses that one

Anonymous said...

I learn to say name of a wrestler like Jonh Cena instead of Jesus Christ or god name in vains I love to say shut the foul up you monster go block yourself buddhist son of a hound adios mister fillmore I dont give a yuck and gawd freaking darn it are the nice ones

Anonymous said...

When we lived in Florida, I used to cuss in German...that worked really well, until we moved to central Pennsylvania, LOL!

And, I still remember the time I overheard one of my students call another a "Frackin' SCUD!"....

Anonymous said...

are we lying to ourselves when using some other words instead of what our intention is? obviously the fact that we use polite meaningless phrases doesn't change the situation and meaning of what we mean. so I believe we whether don't use the words or otherwise we are just promoting lying and covering up for bad things!

Mia T Rex said...

They forgot "Bob Sagat"

Anonymous said...

My brother says "Son of a motherless goat", although I don't know where he got it from...

Anonymous said...

My teacher saying no.2 it is same thing to say crap or poop Bob darn it is most recent polite curse word Son of a foxy i know it is nice way to say son of a bitch

Unknown said...

What about the slang word...lauded...heard it a lot in the 50's and 60's....

Unknown said...

That word is lauzee

Anonymous said...

This list of funny and young people curse word are
Mother Smithers
Son of A Parent
NBA Teams name in Vains
Montreal Screwjob
Deflategate (refers to poop)
Mother Of Shane Mcmahon
Alien Micheal Ford
At May Force be with you
What's The Funny
Mr Burns
Uh Oh
Punching For A Prime Minster (refers to pee)
Oh My Glob
Name of Baketball players in Vains
Holy Grail
Holy Hand Grenade
Gab Gambit
Gad Drag it
Peach (refers to butt)
Fat Bottom (refers to butt)
Lady Pecs
Wang
Cardboard
Walter's Towel and Floss
Ashley's Milkshake and Fries
Wrestler's name in Vains
Wrestling Group name in Vains
Wrestling Comapany's name in Vains
Gene Simons
Michael Jackson
Roger Goodell
Wrestling PPV name in Vains
Singer Artist Group names
Group Member names
Minions
Censor
Rear
Superheroes and Villians name
Super Bowl
Super Toilet
Foxy
Sexy
Oh My Awesome
Aw football
Go To Hey
Go To Hay
Go To Hot Firezone
Buck you
Money Funder
Mother Bucket
Smackdown
Eat This Raw
Bullet Proof
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears
Lil John
Bubble Pop
Johnny Bravo
D' Generation X
Bill Cipher
Batman
Perry The Platypus
Dr Heiz Doofenshmirtz
Funko Pop
Yo Yo Mama
Holla
Drop Bear
Sour Dough
Wienerhead
Wanghead
Shush The Fall Up
Shut The Foiled Up
Shut The Fouled Up
Shush The Floss Up
Bart Simpsons
Jessica Alba
Sailor Senshis
Power Rangers
Jennifer Lopez
Bender Bend Rodriguez
Philip J Fry
Eric Cartman
Tom Brady
Bruce Jenner
Slim Shady
Dr Dre
Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Anonymous said...

My friend would always use tummy nugget if someone was being annoying and butt nugget if she was mad.

Anonymous said...

I would say Netflix and chill it is refers to having a sex Also we mentioned to say slam on a bench AMF refers Anyone is Making a Frustratation go to cell what in a prinson Gag Grab It and mostly Taking my talents to South Beach means going to poop Casshole is most refers a jerk Gas blast it is my friends are use these words

Unknown said...

I did saying oh my gosh but Nobody saying Gos's name in Vains I did saying name of peoples name I said Twat Rear is nice ways I did use Aussie slang words and British slang words too Korean words like Eat Yeot means this stinks

Ricky said...

This could nice way to say to anyone like Pickle Rick Jessie J which is a better replacing for God's name Bounty Hunter Bozo Phone Son of a birch trees Anti Mokney Flusher Weird To Fantastic Inferno Go To Inferno Dipstick Numskull Sillyo Jeff Dare It and Mic Drop It are still accept to Swear at anyone

David said...

son of a fricking maple tree.
Gosh darn it my sister is preg
Shut the font door dad, dont you darn beat me.
Dad! Uncle is trying to clap my bread buns.
Jeez I should have used protection.
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My church mates were trying to get me to switch out "shit" as I they didn't realize if I used these fake wording with something with An Eye In Shadows or The Cabbie Homicide; let alone The Pattern Of Diagnosis this wouldn't have the same venom. Don't borrow your language from McKay Hatch and not hide behind Ephesians to force the issue of censorship. I openly use the word "fuck." And I use Amos 5:10 to speak up for the rich history of that word.

Anonymous said...

God Damian i knew it was my uncle's name I did saying you which beat your bums out AMF is terms for Apple Mango Fruitpie Hush Up Mother Fatty and Jester Clown are acceptable to say them My grandparents says this curse word suffering soccerplayer sinkhole and cheese keeper

Anonymous said...

Snap up pipe down and go eat this food refering to say keep quite Anna Maya Folkner Got Dame It What's That Freaks and others Some words are funny to say bread buns means butt Suck my drumstick which is nice way to say my nephew before Lastly I am not saying god's name in vains in fact I did saying grub dab it and oh my crooks same as gold diggit and DDP

Karl said...

I always saying bullshhh Addias Mecca Fila Stop The Fuss Up when my kids are around me I am teaching some words are politely especially they want to lessen of saying bad words I mentioned of saying STFU as polite forms like Shush The Foul Up and Shut The Front Door Second my children did saying some words like mammmy fabulous motor flickers son of a mommy and others Lastly I am a proud parent that I use the polite curse for lessen of saying bad words even my kids are around me Even I am not saying god's name but I did saying some polite one like Oh My Glob Go to Hay Good Dane It Joker"s crate and funny names including people's name in vains As a father of 6 kids that i learn about dealing of saying bad words as a parent and it is fun to say it the nice ones

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Calling someone a tool I got in hot water for calling then HWA president this when it turned into a livejournal to xanga flame war. The first time you see an interblog flame war as Blogger vs. livejournal get like this. The p-word as in which one "pussy" or "piss"? There's two and the f-word, which one? First one is fuck the other sounds like maggot but put the f in it's place. Let's not plagiarize our profanity from the Mormons.

Anonymous said...

Why these words are not profanities because we knew some words like witch son of a decedant mother fouler idiot doofus shut the full cup dang it dad blast it and taking a talent to south beach are these actual words are politely to say. I think some people including my Mormon neighbors are still interest of using polite curse words. Also my mother learns why she hates cursing because its rude but she don't want to curse infornt of me and my siblings. I think nobody to say god's name but they saying somebody else's name like the superheroes name and go to blaze

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